Fuck off Comedy central

Bad Man: IS THAT A FAKE MUSTACHE AND GLASSES YOUR MATE IS WEARING? IS HE IN DISGUISE?
Me: No
Bad Man: YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE WEARING FAKE GLASSES. YOU LOOK LIKE YOU ARE ON THE RUN FROM THE POLICE.
Me : No I'm not.
Bad Man: WELL THAT'S WHAT YOU LOOK LIKE.
Me: Well you look like you are wearing a fake baldy disguise but Unfortunately I can see no edges so it must be real. How do you know where to stop when you are washing your face?
Bad Man: FUCK OFF COMEDY CENTRAL.
Me: Piss off Jimmy Somerville.



I was proud of myself for nearly a whole day after.